[This is just the beginning of me talking about GenCon. There will be two photo posts, as well as probably three others. I definitely want to talk about the under-representation of women in the Guests of Honor, changes to the “Spouse Activity Program”, as well as the complete lack of an anti-harassment policy. I realize that this will be a lot of time and attention to GenCon, but GenCon is the gaming convention, and tends to be a pretty good reflection of gamer culture as a whole, which is why I feel the attention is warranted.]
Well folks, GenCon was totally awesome. I want to thank all of the people I got to meet and play games with for the first time, as well as those of you I got to connect with once again. As always, GenCon was an exhilarating experience and a real chance to recharge my batteries and recapture my excitement for what makes gaming great.
However, GenCon is also a real reminder of all of the privileged and sexist bullshit that has come to be an accepted part of the hobby, and walking through the Dealer’s Room can be a real reminder that as much as the little corner of gaming that I like to wall myself off in tends to be more free from fail than much of the rest of gaming, gaming as a whole still has a long way to come.
In an attempt to make sure that I spent my time actually enjoying my time at GenCon rather than foaming at the mouth at all the bullshit cheesecake I saw, I promised myself one trip through the Dealer’s Room to take all the photos I wanted. I didn’t quite hold to that decree (I kept spotting stuff I missed), and as such wound up with quite a few photos that I wanted to share. It’s too much for one post, so I’m splitting the photos into two posts. Here, then, for your edification, is part one of two of my tour of the Dealer’s Room and convention hall. Warning, this post is LONG.
There are a lot of awful booths with a lot of awful displays, but I found the booths with booth babes to be far and away the creepiest. Thankfully there didn’t seem to be too many of those this year (and believe me – I was looking), but the instances that I did spot were plenty creepy. Take, for instance, CardHaus.com’s booth:
Those women had exhibitor badges and were running demos of card games with convention attendees. In maid outfits. And yet, I didn’t spot any male booth employees in costume. Funny how that works. (I blurred their faces because something about posting their photos while in costume made me feel weird, since I’m not really sure how voluntary that was.)
This is the sort of bullshit that people tend to take for granted at GenCon that really pisses me off. Either people will buy your bullshit anime card game or they won’t – do they really think that having pretty girls in maid outfits demo the game will make a difference? I honestly can’t decide who should be more insulted – women, or the guys who are Card Haus’ target audience.
Yet another anime card game, Collateral Damage actually shows a woman getting sexually harassed on the cover. Because everyone knows that anime just isn’t anime without the sexual harassment, amirite?
What is it about ninjas and shaolin warriors that men get to wear pants and women don’t? I mean, I suppose I should be grateful that her tits aren’t hanging out all over the place or generally defying the laws of physics, but still. Is it too much to ask to have a female martial artist that wears pants? Speaking as a real life female and martial artist, I can affirm that that outfit would be impractical in the extreme for one attempting to perform any kind of martial arts.
Because nothing says Lovecraftian mecha horror like… boobular women?
(I actually had a moment of guilt as I was taking this picture. This guy looked so proud that I was taking a picture of his booth that I hated to put this picture up and mock his display for all the internets to see. Then I remembered that I hate cheesecake and it deserves to be mocked. Crisis solved.)
Hey look. A dungeon card game in which you fight monsters and can also backstab your team mates. It looks like they’ve decided to make themselves stand out by putting cheesecake women on the cover next to fully-covered, heavily armored men.
…wait. No. That’s the opposite of standing out. That’s blending in.
It actually sounds kind of unique in that there’s a balance between team survival and fucking over your buddies. From the bit of reading I’ve done, it seems like something I may have been interested in demoing, had the cover art not made me roll my eyes and walk on past. I had plenty of money to burn at the show, but I don’t think they were too interested in my dollars. After all, my money has cooties.
When they say “For Gamers By Gamers”, clearly gamers = men.
These people weren’t even selling games – they were selling gaming accessories, and yet they still felt compelled to plaster their banners with absurd cleavage and badly drawn breasts. Worst of all, the products are things I probably would be interested in if I played more D&D. As it is, I am going to emphatically refrain from recommending their products to those friends I have who do play a lot of D&D.
In a previous post, I mentioned my hatred of the Shadowrun cover that happened to get nominated for the Ennies:
Her hips are wrong, her waist is wrong, her ribcage is wrong… And what the hell is with the gravity-defying spherical Picasso-boobs? This anatomy is just terrible, and yet this cover is considered one of the best in the industry for THE PAST YEAR? Honestly, if this cover winds up taking the title, the Ennies will have lost all credibility with me forever. I realize that there’s not a lot of choice when one is looking for art that doesn’t blatantly objectify women and distort female anatomy past the realm of the physically possible, but there’s GOT TO BE something better than this bullshit. There’s just got to be.
Well, it turns out that the cover was apparently done by Echo Chernik – an artist whom I have hated for years. (Let it not be said that I hate only male artists, folks, for Echo Chernik is – alas – a woman.) Considering how godawful that Shadowrun cover was, I certainly wouldn’t have rushed to associate my name with it, but apparently Echo felt differently.
More art fail, here’s Larry Elmore’s booth. I found it amusing how his head was almost censoring the cleavage in the second example that I picked out. I also found it amusing how dated his artwork looks compared with a lot of the other arists at the show. It made me wonder if he’s getting by on name recognition and cleavage.
God, this is just embarrassing. This is a freaking gaming convention. There’s no need to try and make board games “look cool”. There’s 30,000 nerds in one place who already think board games are cool. Many of us drove incredibly long distances to drop insane amounts of money on board games because we think they’re cool.
Still, it deserves a special place in hell for more than just being embarrassing. Notice what’s missing from these banners? Girls. Because everyone knows girls don’t play board games. And they ESPECIALLY don’t play Lego.
Fuck you, Lego. Fuck you.
You can’t really tell from the photo, but this banner was at least 15 or 20 feet high. (The ceilings are really high in the exhibit hall, so it’s kind of hard to tell.) This was a service that debuted at last year’s GenCon using this same mascot, much to my
chagrin wrath. At the time, a friend dubbed this inexplicable tail fanservice “tailcock”. As ridiculous as it was, I was not happy to see it return. However…
Man. Another card game with boobs. These are a pretty solid contender for the most spherical boobs on a game cover that I saw, as well, which puts this game pretty solidly in the “I will never buy this game” category.
Ugh. Those boobs are just plain awful. Why are they all compressed like that? There’s no way that fabric could generate enough force to flatten her chest like that? Then again, why am I surprised when it’s YET ANOTHER case of old, fully-clothed male mage versus young, hot, barely clothed female mage?
Who knows. The game might actually have something original to offer. But I tend to assume that games with covers that uninspired generally tend to be pretty awful games and move on with my life.
For this, I am willing to forgive Fantasy Flight many of its sins. This was one of the larger banners in the Dealer’s Room, and also one of the most epic depictions of a female character to be found at the show. If THIS is what game publishers had to offer in the way of female characters, I would be much happier and this post would be much, much shorter.
Lastly, I’ll end with this little girl. This was a corset booth, and that is a booth employee help this little girl try on a corset. Since it may not be clear, since I blurred out the little girl’s face, SHE’S ABOUT 9.
I can’t even articulate how incredibly angry this makes me. I can’t say that I’m surprised that female geek children would seek to emulate the incredibly unrealistic depictions of women that are part of the hobby. Still, it makes me sad and angry that this is something that is just “to be expected” for girl-children who are getting into gaming.
More than anything else in this post, this photo makes me really sad about the state of female depictions in gaming. I want so very badly to tell this little girl that she can look however she wants and still be valued by the gaming community as a whole, but I’m afraid that as things stand right now the “as a whole” bit would probably be a lie.